Ahah! I started to watch The Walking Dead from a recommendation from a friend and whilst I thought it was a good show, well produced etc, I was just too scared to watch it on my own. Need a strong man on the couch next to me to protect me from the potential zombies entering in my back glass doors through the laundry, where if they were to come around the corner they would block me in my lounge room with no escape. Oh yes, I’ve thought about this.

Important Steps For Survival

Although I feel a man would increase my chances of survival, (having a partner in survival also increases the chances of our species surviving, in the event pro-creation is required *although I really hope there’s more than two of us left, because that would make for a really small gene pool* I certainly would not go down without a fight. I’m usually against guns, however in this circumstance a gun would be my weapon of choice, shot gun in particular, as it requires less accuracy. However, I have to laugh at the below attempt of a Zombie protection kit as it would just be too messy and require too much cleaning up afterwards.

One of the additional problems I see with a ‘smack and squash’ approach is I’m not training nearly enough right now to be prepared to use a single handed weapon and shield. I would be complaining after 3 x Kills that ‘MY ARMS HURT!!’  However, I did have a dream the other night that I killed 750,000 Zombies with a baseball bat – and it always took a few swings of the bat for my arms and shoulders to warm up… So I consider this proof that a bat would be a poor weapon choice for me. Also my hand eye co-ordination is shocking, I would be flailing around like I was trying to break open a Piñata after 10 cocktails, blindfolded. (I’ve never done that, but it sounds like fun)

Jokes aside. I would recommend you keep count, you know I’ve always been a little quirky when it comes to numbers. It would be your sanity, tracking how many you’ve knocked off, constantly reassuring yourself that there couldn’t possibly be too many more, you just have to stick to the game and eradicate them all. When your quest is complete, you excitedly look about for your experience orbs that you need to run over to collect along with any gold and magical weapon upgrades that the zombies dropped when they died. Which beg’s the question, why weren’t they using those cool ass weapons on me and HOW DID THEY FIT IN THEIR POCKETS!?

Ok, I’m calming down about zombies now, not even sure why I’m that worried, based on this accurate zombie apocalypse map, most of you guys are fucked. I’ll be ok, just need to escape to the desert for a while. See Map below…

Map of the Dead

Good Luck with that!